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Spooky
- With that hair she certainly looks spooky. Another bright young
thing, our daughter Spooks is often asleep. If she isn't, you
can guarantee that nobody else is as she has a habit of involving everybody
in the conversation at a not unappreciable volume. Actually Spooks
is a medical mystery due to her strange sleeping disorder and her ability
to woo strange men (and journalists) with remarkable regularity. |
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Boy (aka "Benny The Ball") - Hailing from the other side
of the pond, this good old country boy introduced the card school to a
new poker variant called "Montana", and then proceeded to lose
his shirt whilst playing it. Thankfully this trend has continued
and he regularly leaves the train at Winchester considerably poorer than
when he got on. He regularly discusses granite with Mole and
doesn't seem to mind having beer poured all over him (Sorry, mate!). Country
boy doesn't understand our English game of Brag and hence tends to fold
very quickly whenever we play a poker variant that includes a brag hand
or three. Oh, and he doesn't understand "spoof" either.
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"J"
- An exceedingly fine drinker given half a chance! J often joins the
gang down at the Albion (now under new management, so you CAN use your mobile
phones in there now) with her boyfriend who seems a bit overawed by the
club members (well maybe that's under-awed!). |
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Andy
Roo - A common sight this, Roo stuffing his face with crisps before
we nick them all. Roo often buys himself lunch like this and
then makes the mistake of offering them around. Moments later
he is back to the bar for another pack as the gannets finished off the first
without him getting a look in. He's usually not as generous with
the second pack! "Dad, Dad, are we there yet?" |
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Angela
- This replaces the unflattering photo that
was here a wee while ago, which replaced the even
more unflattering one that was here before that. Angela actually
visited a professional photographer (hence the sepia tint and soft focus)
for this photograph and forced me to use it here under threat of something
nasty. Angela is a very occasional Coven attendee these days. |
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Roman
- Our early morning bridge expert who is never far away from going "3-off"
in after his adventurous Polish bidding style gets him to the giddy heights
of "1 no trump". |
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Brian
"the lager monkey" - Sadly (but not for him!) Brian recently
stopped travelling giving up his job as a broker for a far more honest job
as a builder, allowing him to be much nearer his family, especially his
gorgeous daughter "Lemmy" (the Goddaughter!). His most famous
line - "I really, really love you!", spoken just
before banging his head on a piece of bedroom furniture whilst trying to
take his trousers off when pissed one night. Known for being
the last to leave the party (sometimes several days later), his new baby-sitting
duties have curtailed those more exuberant evenings! Several
city pubs are likely to go bankrupt without his custom - Party on, Bro'. |
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"Young"
Chris - Recently retired from travelling up to the Supermarket in London
every day, we're not sure what he's up to at the moment. Somebody
pray tell! |
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Chris
"the architect" - also recently retired. |
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Kebab
Woman (as opposed to bag woman!) - Another superhero or a mad axe-woman?
(Description to follow). |
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Bouncer
- Slightly accident-prone, this hardworking Gentleman actually floats between
the Coven and Poker ends. He once fell off a building, but we're
unable to tell if that affected him in any way as none of us knew him before
he fell off, so we can't be sure if he was always mad or not. In
the picture here he is actually cutting his birthday cake on the morning
train, using his trusty penknife. Embarrassment caused me to
avoid showing you the actual cake (they don't sell birthday cakes in the
buffet car so we had to improvise, you see) or his large tool. Bouncer
must be working nights at the moment as we haven't seen him for ages. |
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GT
- Ginger T***er to his friends stopped travelling on the 18:30 when he started
a new job elsewhere in the country. Famous for his occasional
habit of arriving on the train completely off his head having "entertained
a client", he was once spotted wandering around Waterloo attempting
to eat a Whopper whilst looking for the train. On eventually
locating the correct platform he took a very interesting route along it
to the Buffet car, almost falling under the train several times along the
way. GT is also one of the most garrulous people you could
ever come across, and will wind you up as much as look at you. The
days when he is still able to speak have been some of the funniest in memory
for the regular travellers. If you haven't guessed by now, GT
is a broker, and is *probably* the broker from hell. We'll miss
him now he's moved off to sunnier climes but I'll leave this here to remind
you all of him. His slightly satanic look in this photograph
is not, as you would think, due to "redeye" from the flash, but
due to drinking his own body weight in Stella and Kronenbourg that night. But
you should see him at his leaving do! |
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Tony
- An occasional coven member seen here sporting an interesting item of headwear
in an attempt to hide his duelling scar. |
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"K"
- Trained in the ancient art of HR, agent "K" is young enough
to be trendy, but has a great singing voice and knows lots of songs that
are so old, that we are beginning to wonder if she isn't the result of some
rejuvenation experiment rather than actually being that young. During
the morning journey to Waterloo, "K" is often seen consuming an
ever increasing variety of pastries with her obligatory coffee, and during
the evening there is often an empty B**ger K**g wrapper at her feet. Recently
"K" was spotted taking part in the "Carnival against Capitalism"
by eating a takeaway pizza on the Waterloo and City line and refusing to
let anyone else have a slice until she got on the train and the pizza was
cold (Mmmmm, pizza...). Actually, "K" has just escaped
from the commuting racket and moved to London. We'll miss her
gentle banter, but I'm sure we'll be seeing her again soon. A
great loss for the 18:30 club and a great gain for Brixton. |
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Grant
- Having recently announced that he is leaving Eastenders, Grant has just
started regular travelling again following an extended absence due to his
hectic filming schedule. You see him here sporting his syrup
to avoid the hordes of eager fans that seem to follow him everywhere. |
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The
Albion - Where it used to happen (It's the Westgate now) on a Friday
night, if not more often! The Albion is very handy for the station
and was Monster Raving Loony party headquarters during the last Winchester
by-election. It's part of a small chain of pubs owned by Albion
Leisure. The only other one I've been to is the Railway Inn in
Hungerford, which is also a lovely little pub with a hall called "Platform
3" attached to it where there is often live music. The Albion
itself is an extremely small and cosy triangular pub with a great set of
customers and some pretty good beer. You only need about 10 people in there
for it to look busy, and Friday night can be a bit of a squeeze. |
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Lager
Monkey II - This lad pops in the Albion occasionally and has been known
to down a lager or five. A rugby player, he's invited a few of
us along to his club's tour in January. We won't be playing, we'll
just be in the bar before he is! |
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Guy
- Until recently, Guy was the landlord at the Albion. He is now the host
at the Westgate just up the road. |
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John
"The Bank" - John used to be a regular on the 17:45 train
from Waterloo each day with occasional forays onto the 18:30. He's
recently "retired" from commuting and can now be found play testing
most of the pubs in Winchester. |
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A
kebab - Well it's not a night out at the pub without a kebab on the
way home, is it? Luckily there's a kebab shop next door but one
to the Albion. As you can see here Grant is sampling it's delights
before heading off home before another busy day's filming on the Eastenders
set. |